Never Trust a French Giraffe

Sophie. The quintessential toy of modern parenting. Just about every parent I know swears by it while every baby enjoys sucking on the organic rubber like it's a boob dipped in crack. Personally I don't quite understand the phenomenon. With her black soulless eyes and drag queen makeup. Makes you wonder about French giraffes.

We decided to give it a try.

So far, the jury is out.

Faced with an inexplicable bout of uselessness, Sophie has taken to amusing herself with photobombing.