Mom's Gone Wild
/Momma was released on good behavior for a couple hours on Sunday. How did she celebrate? Pink wine and popcorn. Amazeballs.
*Pink wine and popcorn made possible by Rox. Thank you!!
Upon return to baby lockdown almost 2 hours later...
Sara: How was she? Not too bad?
David: She slept the whole time.
Sara: Motherfu****.